
The Panther Says Goodbye to Bulgaria!
After all the drama, the searches, the zoologists, the helicopters, and the drones, the famous black panther in Bulgaria finally said: “Enough is enough!” She hopped on a train (don’t ask how), crossed the border into Romania, and disappeared.
While everyone in Bulgaria still argues whether she’s in Shumen or Burgas, she’s now relaxing on a lounge chair by the Danube, munching on grilled meat and sipping cold Romanian beer. Tourists take selfies with her while she calmly applies SPF 50 to her sleek fur.
Meanwhile, the Bulgarian news still shows “exclusive” paw prints and interviews grandmas in parks who claim to have heard growling. But the truth is — the panther outsmarted everyone.
Where will she go next? Italy? Greece? Maybe Paris, like a true diva? One thing is clear — Bulgaria just wasn’t enough anymore. And us? We’re left with stories, theories… and empty beer cans. Viva la Panthera!